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Another entry for the Bunk File!


The Dalai Lama suggests you read it to see if it works for you. 

(Editor's Note: this test was forwarded to us. As far as we could tell, it wasn't the Dalai Lama who sent it.)

No bull here!

There are just four questions. Be honest and do not cheat by looking up the answers. 

The mind is like a parachute, it works best when it is opened. (Is this Dalai Lama humor?)

Make a wish before beginning the test!

A warning! Answer the questions as you go along. There are only 4 questions and if you see them all before finishing, you will not have honest results.

Get pencil and paper to write your answers as you go along. You will need it at the end. This is an honest questionnaire which will tell you a lot about your true self. Give an answer for each item. The first thing that comes to mind is usually your best answer. Remember - no one sees this but you.

1. Put the following 5 animals in the order of your preference:
             Cow, Tiger, Sheep, Horse, Pig

2.  Write one word that describes each one of the following: 

              Dog, Cat, Rat, Coffee, Sea

3. Think of someone, who also knows you and is important to you, which you can relate them to the following colors. Do not repeat your answer twice. Name just one person for each color:

              Yellow, Orange, Red, White, Green

4. Finally, write down your favorite number, and your favorite day of the week.

FINISHED? Please be sure that your answers are what you REALLY WANT. Look at the interpretations below: But first before continuing, REPEAT your wish.


1. This will define the priorities in your life.

Cow Signifies CAREER
Tiger Signifies PRIDE
Sheep Signifies LOVE
Horse Signifies FAMILY
Pig Signifies MONEY

2. Animal descriptions:

Your description of dog implies your own personality.
Your description of cat implies the personality of your partner.
Your description of rat implies the personality of your enemies.
Your description of coffee is how you interpret sex.
Your description of the sea implies your own life.

3. Relating people to colors:

Yellow: Someone you will never forget
Orange: Someone you consider your true friend
Red: Someone that you really love
White: Your twin soul
Green: Someone that you will remember for the rest of your life

4. You have to send this message to as many persons as your favorite number and your wish will come true on the day that you recorded.

This is what the Dalai Lama has said about the Millennium - just take a few seconds to look it up, read it and think.

Do not put away this message, the mantra will come out from your hands in the next 96 hours. You will have a very pleasant surprise. This is true, even if you are not superstitious. Please do this. It is fascinating. SEND THIS E- MAIL MANTRA TO AT LEAST FIVE PERSONS AND YOUR LIFE WILL IMPROVE.

0-4 persons: Your life will improve slightly

5-9 persons: Your life will improve to your liking

9-14 persons: You will have at least 5 surprises in the next three weeks

15 or more persons: Your life will improve drastically and all that you wish will come true.

(Google "Tibetan Personality Test" and you will be rewarded by lots of syrupy blogs about how people found true insight into themselves by reordering animal names and attaching colors to people they know.)

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