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The Cake Personality Test
(another item for the bunk file...
an anonymous email, of course. After all, who would take credit for this stuff!)
Testing the cake


If you were buying a cake and you had your choice of the following, which would you choose? You must pick only one cake:

Angel food
Brownies (Q: is this a cake?)
Lemon Meringue (ditto? I thought Lemon Meringue was a pie...)
Vanilla with Chocolate frosting
Strawberry Short Cake (faux cake)
Pineapple Upside-down cake 
Chocolate Cake with Chocolate frosting
Ice Cream Cake
Carrot Cake
Want your cake and eat it too

Now that you've made your choice, this is what research says about You! Warning: you can't change your mind once you scroll down, so think carefully about what your choice will be.

Angel food: Sweet, loving, cuddly and religious. You love all warm fuzzy items, especially the ones with angels on them. A little nutty. Sometimes you need an ice cream cone after you polish off your cake.

Brownies: You are adventurous, love new ideas, are a champion of underdogs and a slayer of dragons (in bed). When tempers flare up, you whip out your saber, your cell phone, and your panic button.

Lemon Meringue: Smooth, sexy, and articulate with your hands, especially if you are Italian. You are an excellent after-dinner speaker and a good teacher.

Vanilla with Chocolate frosting:
Sassy and humorous. You see both sides of every issue, both the chocolate side and the vanilla side.

Strawberry Short Cake: Romantic, warm, loving. You care about other people and can be counted on in a pinch. You believe that anything can be fixed with a dollop of whipped cream.

Pineapple Upside-down Cake: Ditzy and a little mixed up. Not only do you keep people guessing what you are up to, most the time you've forgotten yourself! Often you have an irresistible urge to stand on your head.

Chocolate on Chocolate:
Sexy, always ready to give and receive, really wired all the time (too much caffeine perhaps?). The opposite sex is always attracted to you.

Ice Cream cake: You like all sports. If you could, you would like to participate, but you also enjoy watching sports on TV. You don't like to give up the remote control. Some would say you're a poor sport.

Carrot Cake: You are a teaser, usually claiming that carrots in cakes are good for you. People like you anyhow.

Want your Cake: You are a mean-spirited whiner who
believes you can understand your friends by analyzing their dessert choices.


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