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Halloween Jokes!
(Thanks Google!)

Q: What are gourds afraid of? A: Things that go Pumpkin the night.

Q: What do adventurous pumpkins do for fun? A: Go bungee gourd jumping.

Q: What’s orange and faster than a speeding train? A: Super Pumpkin.

Q: What was the pumpkin’s favorite sport? A: Squash.

Q: How are pumpkins like cats? A: They’re often waiting on the porch for you when you get home.

Q: What do you call a pretty pumpkin? A: Gourdgeous.

Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by it’s diameter?
A: Pumpkin pi.

Q: What did the orange pumpkin say to the green pumpkin? A: You look a little sick.

Owl Jokes!

Why did the owl invite his friends over? He didn't want to be owl by himself.

What kind of books do owls read? Hoo-dunnits.

What's the most common form of owl-on-owl violence? Drive by hooting.

What do you call an owl who's been caught in the act? A spotted owl.

What do you get when you cross an owl with an oyster? Pearls of wisdom.

A man goes to the movies and what looks like an owl comes in and sits next to him. The man's a little surprised and asks, "Are you an owl?" "Yes," replies the owl. The man asks, "What are you doing at the movies?" The owl says, "Well, I liked the book."

My dyslexia has reached a new owl.

What's an owl's favorite Beatles song? Owl You Need Is Love.

What do you call an owl dressed in armor? A knight owl.

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