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NEW NAMES FOR OLD SYMPTOMS
Remember when we were young? Life was so much simpler
2. Restless trembling
of hands, feet and other body parts.
3. Constant smiling.
4. Absent mindedness,
inability to focus on tasks at work or at home.
5. Weakening of knees
and bursts of energy when he/she calls or visits.
6. Inability to stop
thinking about her.
7. Bruising on neck
and other tender areas.
9. Feeling that you
can smell/hear/feel her when not in her presence.
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