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Couples: Rules to live by
from the Phantom's postcard collection



#1: Don't pout, and don't turn your back on your Honey-bun.


#2 Listen to Papa Bear but always do what Mama says.


#3 Get dressed up, go to the park, find a comfy bench
and talk to each other.


#4 Do like the Hawaiian Nenes and mate for life.


#5 Have breakfast in bed occasionally. Mushrooms optional.


#6 Horse around.


#7 Self explanatory.


#8 Play by the rules and grow old together.

 

Please join the Phantom  as our virtual tour of the US continues. So far, our tour includes the following states:

California, Oregon, Washington,
Alaska, Hawaii
, Arizona, Oregon, Washington, Texas, and Massachusetts.

Stay with us as we visit all of the United States, 
and who knows where next...

American Black Bear Postcards
Backs of the postcards
Cruising, 1970s style

Couples: rules to live by
Dangerous postcard animals
Dear Diary: Italy again
Driving the I-95  (text by Johnna Kaplan)
Favorite animal postcards
Not sure I'd want to see this
Old Hawaii
Old Motels

Other People's Vacations
Places I'd like to Visit

Postcard recipes
Side trip to Europe!
Spring in the Desert
Ugly Postcard Tour
Winter
Where My Friends Went, part 2, part 3
World Tour
The 50 State Quick Tour




Diannek, clevermag's editor, 
is affectionately known as
the Phantom to friends and family.

 
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