Clever: The Ezine for the Neglected Demographic

Clever Magazine
The ezine for the neglected demographic!
Winter 2015
"Take me home for the holidays"

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A Message from the Editor
Movie Reviews: Theory of Everything
Book Reviews: In Bed with the Phantom: good books!

Essays and short stories:
Kevin, the cat, eight and counting, by Roy Blokker
Lady with the Binoculars, by Patricia Crandall
Poetic Injustice, by Wendy Freborg
Not Fruit Coffee! by Antonio Graceffo
The Invaders, by Martin Green
If You Only Have Nine Dollars, You Can’t Buy a Ten-Dollar Picasso.
by Michael C. Keith
Soul in the Water, by Lou Perez
Places my car took me, by John Pierce
Powers of Persuasion, by Lina Rehal
Tip of the Day, by Lina Rehal
Paris begins and ends at Chez Rudy’s, by Girija Sankar
Feeling Lucky, by Wayne Scheer
Ghosts of Christmas Past, by Bill Spencer
Meet me at the Fair, by Fred Steinberg

Humor:
Joking around about Christmas, anonymous
Where is my pride? Group names, by Steve Wechselblatt
My inconclusive travel plans for 2014, anonymous

Wanna read the editor's stuff?

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Archives:
Art Exhibits, updated
Essays, the best of previous issues
Fiction, hopes, dreams, falsehoods & mysteries
Gardens are our passion
Investigations, our extremely important research
Nature stories, saving the environment one small step at a time
Pet Pages, lots of heavy petting going on
Travel Essays, armchair travel at its finest

Humor Archives, or look at the following:
Relationship, senior and southern humor
Pearly gates and regional humor
One-liners

The Phantom's Page: here's the editor's stuff

Ongoing collections:
Clever Cooks, here it is, our recipe collection

Movie Review Archive:
A-C, D-G, H-M, N-S, T-Z

The Clever Lists, we love lists

Departments:
Advice Column
Publishing Guidelines, want to get your piece published? Read this first.
Contributors' Archive
the alpha list: A-C, D-G, H-M, N-S, T-Z
About Clever, maybe more than you want to know
A Message from the Editor: occasionally the editor spouts off about something
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