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Clever Magazine
The ezine for the neglected demographic!
Fall 2013
"What are you reading?"

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A Message from the Editor
Collage Artists Postcard Exchange, by Diannek
Movie Reviews: Blue Jasmine, The Butler, The Heat

Advice anyone? Clever is re-launching our advice column
Here's our archive of earlier advice - it's worth reading again

Investigations:
Investigating "the 45 amazing ways to use lemons", by the Phantom

Short Fiction and essays:
The Little Red Helicopter, by James D. Bagwell
North Dakota On My Mind, by Wendy Freborg
The Karotid Kid, a 73 Year Old Wrestler, by Anita Hess
She Calls Me Dude, by P.M. Merlot
Things that should stay hidden, by Anna Peerbolt
Sex and the Seventh Grader, by Carly Steele

Traveling:
Tunis, by Mira Doria
Morocco, by Fred Steinberg
50 State Quick Tour, revisited

Humor:
It's a Hard-luck life for eggs
This month's funny stuff
Bill Disturbs the Peace, by Maryetta Ackenbom
I am not dead, by Dane Zeller

What are you reading?
Book Reviews: In Bed with the Phantom: updated!

Wanna read the editor's stuff?

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Archives:
Art Exhibits, updated
Essays, the best of previous issues
Fiction, hopes, dreams, falsehoods & mysteries
Gardens are our passion
Investigations, our extremely important research
Nature stories, saving the environment one small step at a time
Pet Pages, lots of heavy petting going on
Travel Essays, armchair travel at its finest

Humor Archives, or look at the following:
Relationship, senior and southern humor
Pearly gates and regional humor
One-liners

The Phantom's Page: here's the editor's stuff

Ongoing collections:
Clever Cooks, here it is, our recipe collection

Movie Review Archive:
A-C, D-G, H-M, N-S, T-Z

The Clever Lists, we love lists

Departments:
Advice Column
Our bookstore: book awards, lists
Publishing Guidelines, updated! Please read.
Contributors' Archive
the alpha list: A-C, D-G, H-M, N-S, T-Z
About Clever, maybe more than you want to know
A Message from the Editor: occasionally the editor spouts off about something
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