Clever: The Ezine for the Neglected Demographic

Clever Magazine
The ezine for the neglected demographic!
Summer 2013
"Hello Summer!"

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A Note from the Editor
Decoding the Quotes, by Diannek

Short Fiction and essays:
Let me be your adventure...by Maggie Aungst
Spring Thaw Miracle, by Roy Blokker
The Things We Did Last Summer, by Madonna Dries Christensen
Junk Mail: do people actually read this stuff? by Stephen R. Drage
Kvetching, by Martin Green
Taped Turmoil, by Jackie Kriese
Late, by Peter McMillan
Sun Valley, by Nick Noyes
Hooped, by Barbara Silverstein
Stinky, by Phil Temples

We love our cats:
A boy and his cat, by Jaqueline Gairaud
Robin's Mysterious Disappearance, by Lucille Joyner
Look What the Cat Dragged In! by Jackie Kriese

Nature stories:
Caring for the Carolina Bluebird, by Shelby Stephenson
Did You Know? by Dee Walmsley

Humor:
Meanwhile, in Canada... more emailed funny stuff
Facts you may not know...

Recipes:
Mama's Lemon Coconut Pie, by Shelby Stephenson

Miscellaneous:
Book Reviews: In Bed with the Phantom: updated!
Movie Reviews: Before Midnight, Company you Keep, Gatsby, Renoir, Sharon Ha and Star Trek are reviewed.
Wanna read the editor's stuff?

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Archives:
Art exhibits, artists and their work
Book Reports, book awards, book collecting...
Essays, the best of previous issues
Fiction, hopes, dreams, falsehoods & mysteries
Gardens are our passion
Investigations, lion statues and other extremely important research
Nature stories, saving the environment one small step at a time
Pet Pages, lots of heavy petting going on
Travel Essays, armchair travel at its finest

Humor Archives, or look at the following:
Relationship, senior and southern humor
Pearly gates and regional humor
One-liners

The Phantom's Page: here's the editor's stuff

Ongoing collections:
Clever Cooks, here it is, our recipe collection

Movie Review Archive:
A-C, D-G, H-M, N-S, T-Z
The Clever Lists, we love lists

Departments:
Our bookstore: book awards, lists
Publishing Guidelines, want to get your piece published? Read this first.
Contributors' Archive
the alpha list: A-C, D-G, H-M, N-S, T-Z
About Clever, maybe more than you want to know

Reader Responses, fire off an email and let us know what you think, we'll publish it here
A Message from the Editor: occasionally the editor spouts off about something
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