Clever: The Ezine for the Neglected Demographic

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Clever Magazine
The ezine for the neglected demographic!
Winter 2017-18
"Coming soon: Spring!"

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ A Message from the Editor Book Reviews: In Bed with the Phantom Featured writing! Death at the Wire, by William Metcalfe In the Cards, by Lina Rehal Feeding Birds, by Dee Walmsley Essays and Short Fiction: Lobo, by Nicholas Campanella The Picture, by Jack Coey Unearthed, by Glen Donaldson The Latest Pandemic: It's global, it's grammatical! by Karen Galatz Deplorable, by Walter Giersbach Big Biz @ the mall, by Walter Giersbach Golden Rain on a Sunny Day, by Bill Metcalfe Safe for another Day, by William Metcalfe Wild Life in the Garden, by Bonnie Wilkins Overcott Anonymous Man, by Wayne Scheer In Search of a Life, by Wayne Scheer A Compromise Phone: the secret to a happy marriage, by Wayne Scheer Petra: a Jordanian Trekking Adventure, by Fred Steinberg Routine, by Phil Temples *The Merida* Disaster, by Doug Wren A Fifth of July, by Fred Vogel Seeing Norine, by Fred Vogel The funny stuff: Winter giggles Wanna read the editor's stuff?**
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Archives: Investigations, our extremely important research Nature stories, saving the environment one small step at a time Travel Essays, armchair travel at its finest Humor Archives, or look at the following: Relationship, senior and southern humor Pearly gates and regional humor One-liners The Phantom's Page: here's the editor's stuff	Ongoing collections: Clever Cooks, here it is, our recipe collection Movie Review Archive: A-C, D-G, H-M, N-S, T-Z Departments: Publishing Guidelines, want to get your piece published? Read this first. About Clever, maybe more than you want to know A Message from the Editor: occasionally the editor spouts off about something Want to Subscribe to Clever? We'll put you on our mailing list and you'll hear from us once in a while (no advertising, we promise!)

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