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Clever Magazine
The ezine for the neglected demographic!
Summer 2016

"Anyone up for a bike ride?"

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A Message from the Editor
Movie Reviews:  Doris, Eddie and the Lady in the Van
Book Reviews
: In Bed with the Phantom: just two this time
Big Island Time, by Dianne Kochenburg

Essays and Short Fiction:
42 and What it Means to Me, by Roy Blokker
Travel Rocks, by Roy Blokker
The Old Codger, by Dominic Carew
You're Driving me Crazy, by Arthur Carey
Collection Calamity, by Madonna Dries Christensen
Neptune Swims, by Jack Coey
Bulletproof?
by Alex Colvin
The Guru in Tommy’s Phone, by Walter Giersbach
Good versus Evil, by Martin Green
Secret Roommate Fashion Show, by Chad Haines
A Healthier Lifestyle, by Matt Hicks
The Power of the Back Flank, by Madelyn Kamen
An inning in Right Field, by William Metcalfe

The Complaint Department:
Letter to AT&T, by David Breitkopf
Rodent Attack, by Maxine Kollar
The Giving Season, by Priscilla Padrón
The Summer Rental, by Donald N. S. Unger

Travels:
Take your kids with you to Europe, by Madelyn Kamen
Going Home, by Wayne Scheer

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Archives:
Art Exhibits, updated
Essays, the best of previous issues
Fiction, hopes, dreams, falsehoods & mysteries
Gardens are our passion
Investigations, our extremely important research
Nature stories
, saving the environment one small step at a time
Pet Pages, lots of heavy petting going on
Travel Essays, armchair travel at its finest

Humor Archives, or look at the following:
Relationship, senior and southern humor
Pearly gates and regional humor
One-liners

The Phantom's Page: here's the editor's stuff

Ongoing collections:
Clever Cooks, here it is, our recipe collection

Movie Review Archive:
A-C, D-G, H-M, N-S,
T-Z

The Clever Lists, we love lists

Departments:
Advice Column

Publishing Guidelines, want to get your piece published? Read this first.
About Clever, maybe more than you want to know
A Message from the Editor: occasionally the editor spouts off about something

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